If you want to be an ar$ehole then confine it to CB. If you venture on to other sections then you are really and truly showing yourself up as an anti-social git.
So, say it's your kid asks a genuine question about geography or something, and then a drunken ape like you posts "as a wind-up"? It just makes YOU look stupid, and upsets the kid. How big and clever of you.
After your vodka, go to another section, select a question at random, and post your usual pile of gibberish on it. Be sure to say "Fuk" or similar and you will look really big and clever. Never mind about the feelings of the person who posted the question, you just go ahead and indulge your really tiny mind.