Speeding

[coffeeboy]

While she was flying down the road yesterday, a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a rader gun on the other side lying in wait. The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, with that patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked " Whats your hurry?" To which she replied " I'm late for work. Oh yeah" said the cop, "what do you do?" I'm a rectum stretcher", she replied. The cop said "A what? and what does a rectum stretcher do"? "Well I start by inserting one finger, then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand in, I work from side to side until i can get both hands in, then I slowly stretch it until it's about 6 feet wide" " And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot @shole?" He asked. " You give him a rader gun and park him behind a bridge..." She said.

TRAFFIC TICKET $95.00
COURT COSTS $45.00
LOOK ON COPS FACE.............PRICELESS
FOR EVERYTHING ELSE, THERE'S MASTERCARD

[topogigo]

Oh dear.

[redbreast]

Now that is very funny TY