Why the hell would you need a diary, Stevie ?
You use CB as your very own 'Dear Diary' sharing all of your thoughts, feelings, choice of dress and bodily functions with the rest of us................and your days are grindingly similar, are they not ?
I suppose you could just write out what you did on January 1st and then write 'ditto' across the remaining pages.........
I have 6 or 7 diaries that I wrote in as a teenager and luckily up until now, as far as I know, no one has read them! I do still have a diary but only write in it every now and again when things are getting to me and I have a lot going on and I need to write it down! Very useful things, although there is always hesitation to write certain things just incase someone does read them one day!