Help

[sir-knobby]

I have just had a letter this morning saying that I am in serious debt.

What can I do

[sir-gravy]

my best advice would be roll your sleeve up, inject some heroine. then burn your house down and claim on the insurance


hope this helps

[garner]

Perhaps you will get some help in chatter bank !

[keithlbw]

It depends on what kind of debt , how old the debt is etc.
Different options are available.

[sir-knobby]

Its a debt or two that I owe to the mafia and I am in deep deep mountains of poo

[kujawski]

ok , go to your local beer seller(s), buy 6 Cans of special brew, than you are ready to argue

[kujawski]

ok what does the leter say?

[keithlbw]

Seeing that the debt is to the Mafia , here is your option.

RUN

While you still have your knee caps.

[keithlbw]

Should also have said......learn to swim wearing heavy boots.

[sir-knobby]

Ah well its not true then you do have a SOH after all in law.

[dzug]

You mean the mafia have written to you?

Don't they just 'send the boys round'?

[randyraven]

Stand on a street corner and sell your R's ....
Once you have serviced a dozen punters and raised �5 ....
Buy a pen and paper and write your will.