out loud at work

[STEPHJ17]

Evening folks, a few items that may amuse you on this wet and windy night...
things you would love to say out at work...
How do I set thew laser printer to stun?
This isn't an office, it's hell with fluorescent lighting.
If I throw a stick will you leave ?
Nice aftershave, must you marinate in it ?
I thought I wanted a career, it turns out I just needed the money.
I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid
Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
And finally, probably for the ever youthful Legend
Chaos, panic and disorder. My work here is done..

[EngTeach]

Do you work with me??????