Just searched for his name, and here's a thread that Winebuyer posted on.
When you've got a mo, I'll tell you the funny story of how ...
- he invited me to a wine tasting
- I told my friends I had a business meeting, and bunked off work, and went to the wine tasting
- I drove there
- I got p*ssed and had to abandon my car
- the only wat I could get my car back was by confessing to a friend that I'd lied about being at a meeting, and she went to get my car for me
- by that evening, everybody I knew had heard about me skiving off work, and I've still not lived it down