Government Gang Guide

[ecoman]

The government have published a guide for parents that will help them spot the tell- tale signs that their son is a gang member,

You can save them a lot of time and money here,by just asking the parents one question.

"Is your son black?"

[China Doll]

No it wouldn't Splat, don't be silly.

(And sorry for the teeny tiny insult in CB).

[jake-the-peg]

Iz eit because I iz black?

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/3361410.jpg?v=1 &c=ViewImages&k=2&d=5C1929E78F851DD2C2427DF7BB DE2DC5A55A1E4F32AD3138

[sp1814]

And they were played by Gary and Martin Kemp in the biopic.

The very definition of 'artistic licence'.

[ecoman]

Is this Ross Kemp a black chappie

[abstract]

flip_flop
Wed 03/09/08
13:53
Do we have a celebrity amongst us? ("I have first hand gang experience").

Abstract - are you Ross Kemp?


HAHAHAHA!


ROSS KEMMP-GRANT MITCHELL FROM EASTENDERS-






the most funniest one IS IN CAPE TOWN!

https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=ro ss+kemp+on+gangs&search_type=&aq=4&oq=ross

[BertiWooster]

I've just spotted two of them black kids !!!

Down periscope - Dive Dive Dive........ !!

[sp1814]

CD

You're probably right.

I once went to a party and Ross Kemp was there. Funnily enough, he was standing next to Joseph Fiennes...and because Mr Fiennes is so skinny, next to each other, they looked like the number 10.

True.

[jake-the-peg]

Sorry Raggy I didn't realise that white gangsters had been elliminated since the Krays!


I could have posted
http://images.icnetwork.co.uk/upl/icliverpool/ feb2005/7/3/000E65EE-E6B6-1211-814080BFB6FA000 0.jpg

But I'm not sure how many people would be familliar with "mr big" Curtis Warren outside of Merseyside.

And lets not forget all the Albanian gangsters running prostitution rings - maybe they have justed faded a bit

[China Doll]

I used to quite fancy Ross Kemp until I found out he was managed to that bird who's name I can't remember but who I can't stand who's the editor of the paper I can't remember the name of that I also can't stand.

Well that's clear as mud then.

[sp1814]

CD

Rebecca Wade.

She beat him up once you know. Got herself nicked.

True!

[China Doll]

That's the bint! I actually shuddered a little bit at the mention of her name.

Didn't the police get called to the house about that? I seem to remember reading something about it... AlthoughI could be gettiing him confused with the bloke who played his brother in EE.

How can Ross host a show aboout violent gangs when he got beaten up by a girl? Tut, what a wuss.

[jno]

a sad story, CD, that made every paper but the Sun as I recall. I suppose Ms Wade must be black, then?

[China Doll]

And possibly born a man too jno.