Ladies this is for you...have men no sense of direction either

[scotgal]

This evening hubby came home from footie dejected (his team and Scotland lost today) and he was clearly the worse for wear. Not to worry I fed him watered him and he promptly fell asleep. Some time later he awoke clearly in need of the toilet and proceeded to the front door...!?? I guided him to the bathroom. Now I have to tell you that it is many years since he p**d in an inappropriate place - what I want to know is has your chap ever p**d in an inappropriate place and where was it? Go on let's have a laugh! And any fella out there who wants to get it off his chest...........

[puddicat]

chappie dog food????too slow

[Ice.Maiden]

Now that IS terrible Jillius - but it's funny how we laugh when the boot's on the other foot! When my sons were babies, they were a dab hand at it!

[Jillius]

.........another time he was peeing in the kitchen sink so I put the light on and opened the blind so everyone walking past could see him !

[scotgal]

It must be a male thing. I remember when my son was a little boy p**ing through the banisters of our stairs on to the landing and he was only 7-certainly hadn't been drinking alchohol and we still haven't heard from the men have we?

[Jillius]

lol Ice.Maiden, my son was like the baby in the Huggies advert ! He could pee like a fountain.

[mrs.chappie]

Pud, I know all about chappie dog food - have referred to it several times meself on here.

Still don't get the joke though. Sorry lass. :0(

[weeal]

this was one sure-fire way to get a girly thread to ourselves lol

[Ice.Maiden]

Mwhahaha @ scotgal! I got a clear pictutre of that then!!!

i think you'll have to re-phrase your post though. it says.."Ladies this is for you....."

[weeal]

oops the Builder was here briefly so one guy made it

[Ice.Maiden]

Grin @ Jillius.

[The Builder]

............................................................I'm going to go and have a lie down before I think too much about that wheelie bin..................................................................................................................................

[Ice.Maiden]

red face! I was mortified.

[scotgal]

Well and why not weeal - why souldn't we have a wee laugh eh?

[cakelady]

I feel embarrassed to answer this,,,my son's partner told me he came home plastered one night, then during the early hours he climbed over her to reach the window and peed out of it. When she remonstrated with him he looked over his shoulder with a look on his face that clearly said, 'what the hell are you doing in here". He was mortified the next day. the window faces the front street and he was entirely naked. Pity the whole street hadn't seen him!

[Ice.Maiden]

Just remembered - I pee'd in the middle of a road once as well! There were ditches full of nettles on either side, so.....
Luckily no traffic came past.

[Lakitu]

LOL, my ex pee'd in the wardobe too, thankfully in his own shoes!

Tell you something, I couldn't believe it last night when I was walking in the town centre, there are 'pee stations' for guys on the pavement!!

I just did a quick google and found a pic of one http://www.trippist.com/pee.jpg

Why is it beyond them to just hold it in until a proper lav like (most!) women???

[terambulan]

The grand-father clock is a favoured place at my home!

[terambulan]

MEN reading this: Please don't pee on brickwork as smell lingers too long.

Our local rag has mothers with school-children risking lives by crossing mainroads because of the urinal smells in under-pass, (1 child killed).

[Nkakamasembe]

I am a man . Peeing in the wrong place CANNOT be blamed on bubbly.Who ever dunnit meant to do it ...drink or no drink .what shame!!!!!!!!!!