ooops just remembered

[legend_mark5]

Last night in the bar the barmaid from the day shift walked past me and her nipples were sticking out.
So after telling her this .
I felt it my duty to grab her and put her over my knee and smack her bottom.

Afterwards she looked flushed.
Thing is.
Do you think i will be barred now ?�?�

[christine847]

I think your telling porkys!

[16AFA]

it must have been cold in the bar

[daniela31]

This is the dream you had when you got home......right?
;-)

[legend_mark5]

Im not

I was sitting on a �eather couch and tracy , the barmaid , came in from outside.
I said to her , a bit chilly outside is it ?


Then after a bit of banter i grabbed her and put her over my knee , whilst still wearing my kilt .
She took it in good humour

As it was intended.

[legend_mark5]

Oops leather couch.And like i say there was a breeeze outside.Tracy never wears a bra , except at work .Seems daft to make a barmaid wear one in my opinion.




oooh la la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[logic]

You should change your user name to Walter Mitty.

porky.

[cazzz1975]

no you wont be barred, imaginary scenarios are not against bar rules :D

[pastafreak]

I hate to say it folks......but I saw it with my own eyes............

...and I hoped I would be able to forget it........;-(

[Sachs]

And hoe are you this morning pasta? Are you feeling better than leg? xxx

[Sachs]

(how )

[Ice.Maiden]

Shock! Horror! I hope you averted Pasta's eyes whilst you did the ungentlemanly deed??
Did you get a ribbing about it? Personally I think you deserve a caning!
Hope you had a nice day.
Mwhahaha. x