I like it - sounds like a typical government spin.
One I heard recently (with all racial stuff removed just in case) ...
There was Man from (a land fabled with care of money) whose business was in a pretty bad way financially. So, one Friday he asked (his personal favourite deity) "Please let me win the lottery tomorrow." Sure enough nothing happened, Man did not win.
Next week, things were even worse, his wife had left him, business was dire. Man thought he would try harder "Please, I will worship regurlarly and attend (the building of his deity) every day. Please let me win the lottery." Again, nothing.
The following week the bailiffs were in: "Please, please, I am begging you, what do I have to do to win the lottery ...?"
(His personal deity) replied: "Man, I will help you, but you have to meet me half-way on this - buy a f######g ticket!!".