I'd like to introduce myself.

[Biffy]

As you all know, whiffy has left this site for good. So I would like to introduce myself - I am Biffy, whiffy's twin brother. There's a lot of testosterone flying about on here, so I am here to have a scrap with any of you on whiffy's behalf. He has left for good and you won't hear from him again, but I will pass on your comments.

Lads, take your frustrations out on me, and leave those nice girlies on here alone.

Right, who's first?

[Sir Alec]

"The bastd's chinned us fatha!"
Biffa Bacon - Viz