World`s shortest poem?

[MsEVP]

I was cooking a favourite dish last night. It`s called Thai thighs.

Then in an inspired moment this poem came:

THY THIGH

Now I`m resting on my laurels!

[sara3]

you seem to have forgotten, "I fly".

;o)

[tombrandy]

What about "WHY"

[Bbbananas]

Hi Fi

(otherwise titled 'Greetings Fiona')

[tombrandy]

Why" I Fly THY THIGH HI FI",
sounds good to me. lol.

[tombrandy]

Dont try and say it after a few drinks.

[JonnyBoy12]

I was told it was called "Fleas", and it goes like this.

Adam 'ad 'em.

[kjc]

'wee me'

:-)

[kjc]

or even...


'me wee'

[Bbbananas]

or a rude version:

'Hi Fi. Me wee on thy thigh?'

[kjc]

yes!!
Love it!

a best seller.....
:-)

[Bbbananas]

the dvd would be entitled

'Golden Showers with Fiona - hardcore version'

[MsEVP]

OK. I accept that there may be a couple of weak contenders but for the conjuring up of imaginative content with the shortest amount of lettering..............


or maybe not

And what about WHY THY THIGH

or THY THIGH FLY

[PrangedOut]

Pay-day

[daniela31]

Just seen someone post about....'Lost In Austin'

that's a short poem...!

:-)

[MsEVP]

Thank you, Editor, for you know what.