Have you ever walked round with something attached to you?

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A 'kick me' sign
Some toilet roll
some food

well anything really

I answered the door a few months back to some new neighbours wearing a black t shirt and sweat pants. Later I realised it had yogurt all down the front. I dread to think what they thought ...Mrs Slob maybe!

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Iamblue sorry but thats great...for us readers, did they ever let you live that down?

[Barmaid]

I had a "washing incident" too!

Was driving to a conference in Manchester. I did recall feeling something cold when I put my trousers on, but thought they may still be a bit damp. It was only when I got into the loos at the services that I realised that the cold feeling I had had was in fact the silicone strip of a black hold up stocking which had stuck to my leg and the other end was dangling out the back of my trousers!!!!

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bairmaid it must have looked like you were auditioning for 'Cats' the musical! meooow

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Have to go into town now guys but keep posting your stories there great!

[zzxxee]

my daughter was about 7 at the time and manageg to peg 13 pegs on the back of my baggy jumper without me noing and i did my weekly shop looking like a right idiot

[justmetoo]

Girl I worked with , she left work one day with her skirt tucked into her knickers...i saw what shed done, but never said anything....a bit naughty....but boy did it make me laugh..........

[Nkakamasembe]

Hard on!!