so if you shave in the morning..........

[monkeywiener]

and you intentionally miss a perfect rectangle above your top lip. Does it make you a mass murderer?

[tiggerblue10]

No. It makes you silent film actor.

[paddywak]

you only get to be an actor if you wear a black suit and bowler hat, if you go for brown shirts, big card board medals and wellies you get to be a comedian

[Whickerman]

Yes. Yes it does.

[Maypole]

Correlation does not necessarily mean cause and effect ;o)

[dundurn]

mmmm....but is it in the middle of your top lip? If so you may be a megalomaniac - if not, you may just have a squint and delusions of grandeur!

[Teddio]

Groucho Marx never killed anyone! Although a few died laughing!