my theme tune beaches

[legend.isgod]

This is my theme tune


I AM SHERRIFF FATMAN




Can you still get a prince of wales award fro pushing valium and amphetamines?



More aliases than klaus barbee the master butcher of leigh on sea



well

thats me


innit just



lol


sing along





HERE COMES SHERRIFFF FATMANNNNNNNNNNNNN

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vaM__XvVDvH4

C USM

[chicho,bird2]

y m c a

or give me a man after well
watever
time
on eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee/

[legend.isgod]

lol this is for a special friend out there

lol





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daftyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy





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[pastafreak]

pmsl!!!!.......hahahha!!

[pastafreak]

PS...it's spelt "beeeeetchs"

lol

[Ice.Maiden]

Great! Hmph!
All setr to listen to that...couldn't hear a thing at all....found the speakers are off!! mwhahaha.

[pastafreak]

...or is that "beeeeeetches"

?

[legend.isgod]

Im talking about sand

lol



sherriff fatman started out as a granny farmer



oh yes




carter the unstoppable sex machine




fatmans got something to sell
to the folk in the closet

if you flash him a smile
hell take your teeth as deposit



lolo

[pastafreak]

beeeetch ;-0

[Ice.Maiden]

does that mean he'd take your gold teeth - or push them out?!!!

[legend.isgod]

either icey
lol


he started out as a granny farmer
lol

[pastafreak]

....he grows grannies???

[pastafreak]

whooooopsiiiii!!!

[legend.isgod]

"Sheriff Fatman"

Sheriff Fatman started out in business
as a granny farmer
He was infamous for fifteen minutes
And he appeared in Panorama
Then he somehow got himself on board
The Starship Enterprise Allowance Scheme
With a Price of Wales award
for pushing valium and amphetamines

CHORUS
Now he's moving up onto second base
Behind Nicholas Van Wotsisface
At six foot six and a hundred tons
The undisputed king of the slums
More aliases than Klaus Barbie
The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
Just about to take the stage
The one and only
Hold the front page

Fatman's got something to sell
To the capitol's homeless
At the Crossroads Hotel
For the no-fixed-abodeless
Where you can live life in style
You can sleep in a closet
And if you flash him a smile
He'll take your teeth as a deposit

There's bats in the belfry
The windows are jammed
The toilets ain't healthy
And he don'T give a damn
He just chuckles and smiles
And laughs like a madman
A born again Rachman
Here comes Sheriff Fatman

With his valium, amphetamines
His sick notes and his phoney prescriptions
And just when yo thought it was safe
To go back in the kitchen, dead legs and cracked heads
Bunk-beds and breakfasts
Wake up you sleepy headcases...check this...

Moving up now to take the place
Of Nicholas Van Wotsisface
At six foot six and a hundred tons
The undisputed king of the slums
With more aliases than Klaus Barbie
The master butcher of Leigh-on-Sea
In a hatchback from Notre Dame
The one and only Sheriff Fatman

In goes another left hook
And now I'm losing my patience
Someone call up Roger Cook and the United

[Ice.Maiden]

Thanks for that! if the day comes that i get any gold teeth, I'll remember to keep them in a glass at the side of the bed then!

[stewey]

Hey, Legend. You want to sing along? I smoked these guys out in Montego Bay in the early '80s....enjoy, mon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FByKl3VHris

[pastafreak]

Damn!...it wouldn't play for me

[Ice.Maiden]

Don't know about the lyrics, but I like reggae - cool.

[legend.isgod]

nah mon

not in a reggae mood

ya feelin me?


lol

[Ice.Maiden]

Well I was trying to find an old inner circle track called mary Mary, but couldn't - so......

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=_CBEz2xVg3Y&feat ure=related

LOL