Every Cloud......

[R1Geezer]

It seems the mad Mullah's are going to do us all a favour and blow up Eastenders. (must be true it's on the front page of the Star!) Does this go to show that even Islam has at least one redeeming feature? Tell you what guys get Eastenders off the air and I'll sign up!

[sp1814]

If they could also prevent the return of 'You Are What You Eat', I'd be willing to forgive them some of their more divisive stances too.

Oh, and whilst we're at it, '10 Years Younger' too.

[R1Geezer]

SP, noooooooo, tell me that mad sweaty sock bint isn't comming back. "wot are you pooting in your bodee". Death's too good!

[sp1814]

R1Geezer

Be afraid. Be very afraid. A mate of mine works at CH4 and let it slip that the programme is being 'retooled' to focus on obese teens and children.

I am naturally, appalled.

[JockSporran]

I agreed with you totally until you mentioned the 'sweaty sock' bit. Independence for Scotland ya racist git!

[anotheoldgit]

Racist? Did R1 say "sweaty sock" or "sweaty Jock"?

[R1Geezer]

Jock, independence? Your in the kin EU! none of us are independent we are all subjugated into the EU nightmare!