funny cocktails

[dilf]

ive just met two ex cons at the gym where i work out and they have invited me out for a pint of mark almond up the wrong un. the thing is ive never heard of that establishment and im allergic to almonds. should i go or should i invite them to mine for a nightcap instead.
ps they are newcastle fans
pps hello folks its been a while

[dot.hawkes]

hello dilf, how are you.
No idea what you just wrote except i know where Newsactle is.

[dot.hawkes]

though we spell it differently to you here in lancashire

[logic]

you dyslexic, dot, ?

[dilf]

hey dot good to see your still ruling the roost girl. cheers for putting a smile on my face.
do you want to hear something funny. mrs dilf just got back from london and asked me if i could tell her who the statue was on the top of nelsons column. unbelievable eh

[dot.hawkes]

lol, i once commented that the moon over San Francisco on the opening credits to Ironside was just like the moon we got over us. : (

[dilf]

she is also guilty of the "all suicide bombers should be hung" pearler

[ummmm]

Hello Hello. Honalulu

[dilf]

welll well lovely lolita look at you xxxx

[ummmm]

How you keeping my sweetie pie?????

I still want to run away with you....!!!!

[dilf]

just say when and i'll pack me bin liners. they say we could get jobs as chalet maids on the piste easily at this time of year .
furry boots are in - ask dot.

[ummmm]

Tomorrow...... xx

[ummmm]

It's a date x

[legend.isgod]

spam???


hes past it then





lol