I am now going to ask a sensible question.

[sir.knobby]

And for once can we please stay on the subject and not go of on a tangent to another subject within half a dozen posts.

I bet it cant be done.

[legendis.god]

And that's exactly why you never mix colours and whites in a washing machine.

D T H?�?�?�

[wiffey]

Was Nelson a drunk fat Scotchman running a sex shop?

I thought he was a conquering English admiral, but if he was a drunk fat Scotchman running a sex shop then please let me know (in less than 5 paragraphs and no mention of the messiah)

[Drisgirl]

My favourite dish is chicken and cashew nuts -easy pleased :)

[legendis.god]

Haughtiness and a lack of proper material and human resources for an invasion had drawn the British fleet to a painful defeat and the British never again tried to capture Santa Cruz. Though This battle was a crushing defeat for the English, Nelson was met with a hero's welcome back in England (the British public had sanitized their defeat, as was his defeat at San Juan in Nicaragua in 1780).


sEEMS NELSON AND THE GOVERNMENT HAD A HISTORY OF LYING ABOUT DEFEATS FOR PROPOGANDA PURPOSES.


hARDLY A CONQUERING ADMIRAL RUNNING TAIL BETWEEN LEGS AND ARMLESS TOO


LOL



Dream on : 0)

[sir.knobby]

Do you want to hear my recipes for a slow cooker

[wiffey]

You can always rely on the Tenerife Turd for copy-pasted crap.

I suspect however that PROPOGANDA is one of his own.

Nowadays, people have forgotten how to spel, and don't care either, they just plonk down letters phonetically. For a Scottish person this is a recipe for disaster.

[legendis.god]

They say nelsons arm is in a church in gran canaria


maybe dot can get a piccy in november ??


lol

[legendis.god]

But In all honesty , Nelson wasn't that frightening an opponent or scary an adversary.




Really





he was













armless : 0)

[sir.knobby]

naughtiness and a lack of proper vodka and human excrement for an invasion had drawn the British feet to a painful bunion and the British never again tried to capture Santa Cruz when blind drunk.Though This battle was a hangover from hell for the English, Nelson was met with a galleon of smirnoff back in England (the British public had sanitized their feet, as was his defeat at San Juan in Nicaragua in 1780). Blind drunk again just you wait until we get one eyed pete sober then you will know about it.

[legendis.god]

lmao


knobby theres an outfit for you to wear in march

lord nelson



lol


KISS ME HARDY

[sir.knobby]

EM no thanks

[legendis.god]

so what about fred flintstone



u got that look lol

[sir.knobby]

Yes fred flinstone now I like that and bouncer can come as dino

[legendis.god]

http://www.joke.co.uk/prodpage.asp?type=sub&su b=1394&sortby=DESCSTOCK

WHAT ONE DO YA LIKE KNOBBY ???


LOL

[Drisgirl]

Wiffey -I only typo when blind drunk -dont tar all Scots with the same brush lol

Knobby -I have been seriously deliberating about a Slow Cooker as im having a doooooo for my 50th and need to be able to cook stews and curries and bourginions (OK got me there wiff cos I know thats a sp? lol)

Any good??

[sir.knobby]

Yep driss they are brill and also pressure cookers can be pretty good as well and most meats etc cook in a very fast time and you can make yabba dabba doooo stock in a pressure cooker out of chicken carcasses and beef bones etc and other ingrediants put in as well of course.

PS dont feed the animals on here as they bite.

[legendis.god]

knobby get picking then


gimp boy

[sir.knobby]

Leg, fred flinstone for sure for sure.