A little accident but every cloud.

[lunsfaeces]

I have just farted and 6 maggots came out of my bottom. I am still lying on the floor rolling around in some horrible smelling stale faeces. Its really not nice bieng in this way. I wish it could be over. I have named the maggots. Cherry, Poppet, Mary, Moses, Bert and Elvis. I may have to eat my new friends soon though as I havent eaten for three days (apart from the odd flippant divulgence in a bit of stale faeces).

[joggerjayne]

Is the answer "Ringo Starr" ?

[sir.knobby]

Have you tried rentakill I have heard they are humane

[dot.hawkes]

reported as a duplicate duplicate question,

[sir.knobby]

Reported for selling fake shoes on e bay.

May I just ad a lol there dot just to show I am not being nasty

[Postdog]

Reported as profane. Dunno what that means but they didn't have a tick for richardhead!

[sir.knobby]

Reported for loosing my mail

[dustypuss]

I suppose a bit of riming out then !!

[logic]

reported.

There should be more than six maggots in one fart.

[sleepyj]

reported for being a tos* pot ! u need putting down

[sir.knobby]

Dunno about rimming but a bit of dogging always seems to go down well on here

[sir.knobby]

Reported for being asleep on duty

[sir.knobby]

The maggots main priority on this planet is to tempt fish.

I dont like fish.

[lunsfaeces]

Oh no I just rolled over and got a lot of my own faeces in my eye. Anybody have any eyewash it really stings