is snow dried semen

[gayed]

if so. how?

[sara3]

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[sir.knobby]

Blimey gravys doing the rounds again tonight

[joggerjayne]

It seems unlikely.

Then again, it could be.

I don't know really.

[sod_the_m25]

knobby, i've just invited you to be my friend on Facebook. Cuddly eh?

[joggerjayne]

Taste it and see, perhaps.

[sod_the_m25]

.... but I don't want sex.

[sir.knobby]

Eawww I seem to have a stalker

[sod_the_m25]

Mind you, MG's make a pleasant farting sort of pretend sports car sound.

[shaneystar2]

And ..if anyone had a modicum of sense they would report this silly sod. I can chunter but this person is a pain in the proverbial backside .Every five minutes ad infinitum ...italics and all that malarkey ..grow up you idiot ..or earn your money doing something useful .

[joggerjayne]

Wiffey ... it IS you.

I wasn't sure. How are you, and ... what happened to your name ?

[sod_the_m25]

Oh no it isn't, loads of people have got hotted-up Lotus Exiges, but I appreciate your interest maam, because I will be banned in the morning. Nonuts and legoland will stitch me up like a kipper (which is fundamentally a dried herring)

[joggerjayne]

Oh. Sorry.

[sir.knobby]

Whiffy if I wanted to stick you up like a kipper do you not think that I would have done it a long time ago.

Scusee typo there

[sod_the_m25]

Yes knobby, I realise how enormously lucky I have been. Now shift your fat Basildon bum over to Facebook and make me your extra-special friend.