Supermarket

[Neilzulu1]

I was at the tills the other day at Asda, a little old lady was behind me, she only had a pint of milk, I said ' is that all you have got love '? She replied 'yes'.........i said. ' if i were you i'd ******* then, i'm gonna be ages

[Postdog]

OK then, where's the joke?

[redbreast]

I like that

[Neilzulu1]

Postdog.....your lack of humour is the joke........

[Postdog]

I don't have a lack of humour - You have a word starred out you richardhead!! Could be anything, so unless you know the joke anyway you have no chance.

[squarebear]

The word is obviously along the lines of "go away" but a tad stronger. Nice joke.