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johny rambo part 2
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we headed south back to our platoon. Two days later no food
or water unable to find any nettles, we were at are wits end.
Johny went of without his sniper rifle, late that night the
camp fire was going out when Johny comes walking into camp
with a lion over his shoulder. A single kung fu star stuck in
the big cats head. He had risked his life to get some food for
his mates, that night we had lion steaks for supper, come to think about it we had lion for breakfast , dinner , tea and supper for the
next few days.
That is the kind of guy Johny Rambo is ,so please leave
him alone.
regards Chris
Cpl Christopher Anderson Jones
or water unable to find any nettles, we were at are wits end.
Johny went of without his sniper rifle, late that night the
camp fire was going out when Johny comes walking into camp
with a lion over his shoulder. A single kung fu star stuck in
the big cats head. He had risked his life to get some food for
his mates, that night we had lion steaks for supper, come to think about it we had lion for breakfast , dinner , tea and supper for the
next few days.
That is the kind of guy Johny Rambo is ,so please leave
him alone.
regards Chris
Cpl Christopher Anderson Jones
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after 23 hours johny returned with a polar
bear over his shoulder, 7foot 7 inches tall
and about 45 stone in weight. two kung fu
kicks to it's stomach and a couple of karate
chops to it's neck soon put an end to it's life.
at dinner time johny made us a lovely
meal of bear stew, at tea time we had bear
ribs and at supper we had bear soup. come
to think about it we had bear this or that for
the next week.
after 7 days it stopped snowing so we
went outside, ice , ice as far as we could
see. then i felt a tap on my shoulder johny
had spotted a big and i mean big sub stuck
in the ice not far from where we were.
we walked over to the sub to find it was
a russian sub . this pride of the russian navy
was stuck fast in the ice. johny climbed up
onto the sub and kocked on the side of it's
tower.to our surprise a russian admiral popped
his head up out of a hatch. johny shouted
out speaker da english.to our surprise the
admiral understood english. he explained that
the subs nuclear engine had packed in and
that they had run out of food. johny said not
to worry he would be back in a minute to help.
johny got his swiss army kife from the igloo
and a big piece of polar bear. he went back to
the sub made the russian crew a meal and then
fixed the engine.three hours later the subs engine
started to whirl. the admiral came back up on top
of the sub and thanked johny for saving his sub.
not to worry mate you get on your way, glad
to be able to help you. this was typical of johny
always helping people.later that day we started
out on our journey. i asked johny why he had not
asked for a lift. don't worry mate i will get us back
to our base
getting back to our base would be another
bear over his shoulder, 7foot 7 inches tall
and about 45 stone in weight. two kung fu
kicks to it's stomach and a couple of karate
chops to it's neck soon put an end to it's life.
at dinner time johny made us a lovely
meal of bear stew, at tea time we had bear
ribs and at supper we had bear soup. come
to think about it we had bear this or that for
the next week.
after 7 days it stopped snowing so we
went outside, ice , ice as far as we could
see. then i felt a tap on my shoulder johny
had spotted a big and i mean big sub stuck
in the ice not far from where we were.
we walked over to the sub to find it was
a russian sub . this pride of the russian navy
was stuck fast in the ice. johny climbed up
onto the sub and kocked on the side of it's
tower.to our surprise a russian admiral popped
his head up out of a hatch. johny shouted
out speaker da english.to our surprise the
admiral understood english. he explained that
the subs nuclear engine had packed in and
that they had run out of food. johny said not
to worry he would be back in a minute to help.
johny got his swiss army kife from the igloo
and a big piece of polar bear. he went back to
the sub made the russian crew a meal and then
fixed the engine.three hours later the subs engine
started to whirl. the admiral came back up on top
of the sub and thanked johny for saving his sub.
not to worry mate you get on your way, glad
to be able to help you. this was typical of johny
always helping people.later that day we started
out on our journey. i asked johny why he had not
asked for a lift. don't worry mate i will get us back
to our base
getting back to our base would be another
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