Taking the fun outta being drunk.........

[Slooow_Jo]

Once upon a time.........

You could come read AB, have a laugh, or ponder.


now you just.....

[flump2]

sit alone in darkeness spanking the monkey. Thinking of days that have passed. lovers that you have lost and tying the rope into a noose.

Hope this helps

[Slooow_Jo]

I could manage that if you have a spare monkey?

[flump2]

unfortunately I dont. I have a trail of bananas in my backyard leading to a suspended cage. I am still waiting to catch a monkey. They seem quite rare.
becareful though some of them bite!

[Drisgirl]

Joooooooooooo -thougt I gave u enough fodder ma honey -lool!!!!

[flump2]

^ freiky Drisgirl is back to her old self. Talking rubbish. Oh btw Dris when am I expecting 'H' to come round and sort me out?

low life threatening old woman

[Slooow_Jo]

flump2 I have no idea what your personal problem with dris is? (personal being the joke!!!!!!!!) but keep it away from me please :o)

[Slooow_Jo]

Dris get ur arse to bed H is lonely xx

[flump2]

keep away from you? im in hong kong you wee diddy and its a public website.

[Slooow_Jo]

So wouldn't 'public website' tell you there is room for everyone? Therefore no need to 'cross' folk you dont like?

[flump2]

she put me in fear of my life with threats

She is evil old woman. a witch

[Slooow_Jo]

Well all I can say is, I know HER & have met H & if either have terrified you, it wasn't intended, (unless dris says so lol)

[Slooow_Jo]

flump2 are you for real????

[flump2]

look she threatened H would come round to 'sort me out'

if thats not intentional then you are a really outstanding person

[Studhunter]

Dris - y'scary old Sweaty - are y'threatening folk again? Yr twin asked after you!!! Are y'not in contact? Wot happened with her big romance? Has all of Sweatyland gone mad. Jo - y'sound too sober - for 0230 - have y'gone on the wagon. One or both of you - give me a bell or text & tell me the news - I'm off this week - then plunged back into industrial turmoil. Only 5 months to go & I'm taking early retirement. Roll on - the Ides of March!

[Drisgirl]

Hey Stud long time no hear.
Ive been good -Jo and I had just came off the phone at that point and TBH -cos the ab'user' was banned it looks like Jo is talking to herself on this thread and on others looks like im talking to myself -so no surprise there then.
Me and Twinny are in constant touch-meeting her in a couple of weeks and going down for a couple of days to Brum -YIKES !!!! No prob -wont remember a thing lol

Will get in touch and bring you up to speed xx

[Slooow_Jo]

Hey stud sorry didn't see ya there! I seem to have developed a knack for just missing you! Me thinks your long over due a slooowjo special sensible phone call ;o) keep your battery charged up it could be a long one lol