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peggys-dad | 13:04 Sat 18th Oct 2008 | ChatterBank
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Lunch Breaks:
* Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, so that they can look healthy.

* Normal size people get 15 minutes for lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure.

* Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time needed to drink a Slim-Fast.


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Can they get away with treating workers like this?

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Good one, pd. But i don't come on here at weekends, so you aven't seen me, rite? xxx
^ who said that?
Umm .. what's a lunch break?
Or perhaps I come under the 'very fat therefore shouldn't be eating at all' rule!

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