Come in please Ethel

[sod-the-m27]

I need a wee-wee. Where do I go from here? (I'm currently in the dining room)

[mrs.chappie]

Just be thankful we're not all as clever as you wiffy - if we were, you wouldn't look superior, would you?

[sod-the-m27]

Yes but I don't have a downstairs toilet and am confused.

[Ethel]

Do what you normally do with your catheter

[Jugglering]

OK, Poor wee M27 (M27???? what happened to the M25?)... why don't you just find a little bottle - Bud used to make some very nice ones ;)

I was rather annoyed earlier... turned tv on to catch news headlines and find out what time the qualifying was starting - the announcer immediately told me it was on at 3:20pm - after the headlines.... Headlines come on, fine and dandy except right at the end, the announcer tells me who is on pole - doh !

[sara3]

pull in at the next service station

[sod-the-m27]

PMSL @ Ethel.

Ironically, in between school and uni, I used to look after a catheter clinic.

[Ethel]

There's a surprise

:|

[petal54]

if any of us came to yours for high tea,i hope you wash the pot out proper

[Ethel]

Do you know, I love a proper high tea.

Nice little sandwiches, fancies and fruit cake served with a pot of tea. Fabby.

[mrs.chappie]

"Ironically, in between school and uni, I used to look after a catheter clinic".

Is that why you're so good at taking the p1ss then wiffy?

[:o)

Hey Ethel, I love a high tea too!