Girl finds her dog dead

[Mr k]

Little girl finds her dog dead with its legs in the air.
Girl ask dad..why is it like that ?
Dad replies.. Its like that so Jesus can pick it up and take it to heaven.
Next day
Girl says.. Dad mum nearly died today, she was on her back with her legs in the air shouting , "Oh Jesus I'm coming"
And if the post man hadn't of been holding her down we would of lost her......

[Postdog]

It happens!