Good Morning ABers :)

[gravthedog]

I think I may have a go at shaving my balls later today. Anybody got any tips?

[Doc.Spock.1]

Absolutely.


Grasp your meat and two veg in one hand.

Hold out firmly.

Take cut throat razor and with swift sideways movement.

Cut em off !!

[teabagging]

thats f*cking unfair this post is as explicit as mine! i demand it be banned now! NOW!

[joggerjayne]

Have you never done it before then, gravthedog ?

So you're all matted and hairy and sweaty down there ?

That's a bit gross.

Even I've shaved a guy down there, lots of times. Then you need to trim the "top" with a beard trimmer, or the sideburn trimmer on your electric razor.

You wouldn't find me down there unless you'd tidied yourself up.

shudders !!!

[sir.knobby]

It would be more fun though for you to shave lamberts little balls wont it