The truth about usernames

[A.Guest]

Usernames come in many guises.

Many have a personal connection, others are plays on words, even real names. Some are cryptic, some plain idiotic, others amusing or significant.

But then there are the abusive, obnoxious, sick and inappropriate.

But the ones which are best are those which are significant, self explanatory and true to life - expressing one's own character.

And top of the tree must be Gormless. Says it all doesn't it?

[A.Guest]

mcduffy - don't get too comfortable.

You will be moving on Monday!

[mcdiddytwo]

Hiya A.Guest

I am sitting here all alone in me apartment overlooking the rubbish tip in me jabba the hutt jammies which are to scale and a bit tight around me belly.

How are you stranger. As in I have never ever been on this site before ;) xxxxxxxxxxxx

[Gormless]

Sorry leggymessiah - post that "email" or shut up.

Unless you get this one right, you will blow away your credibility. For once, just for once, back up your hot air?

[A.Guest]

Gormless.

What do you mean 'What do I have against you'.

Do you consider yourself that important and significant?

I think not.

I merely made a valid and truthful point in my original post at the top of this page. You were the one coming on - not necessarily invited - and joined in the banter.

If you feel singled out - then simply move on.

But you DID prove your username is truly appropriate. Three stars for effort.

[mcdiddytwo]

oooooh the dramarama


Its soooooooooooo exciting innit

[Gormless]

Thanks for your attention A.G, but did you think it not a little invidious to single me out for naming? It's not really the done thing.

[hangingbrain]

w@nker tw@t

[tatu]

wot in gods name is ,,,chuckfickens,,,, all about then? sounds like a dirty creepy name