peas

[sir.knobby]

I dont like peas I had my ex wife trained to pick all the peas out of my special fried rice and she used to make a good job of it.
I now have lippy well trained in that department as well but what do you do when they have gone to work wiping oaps bottys etc and you open a can of asdas beef stew for breakfast and you find it riddled with horrible nasty peas .

Help I need some advise on what to do as I cant eat breakfast with all them nasty peas in it god the only thing worse in this life than fish is peas.

Oh and by the way I just thought I might mention that its my birthday tomorrow

[joggerjayne]

Things 1 and 2 would be a great prezzie !!!

[terambulan]

sir.knobby ........ can you uphold the tradition of giving out cakes on your birthday?

Ppl seem to have 4gotten that custom. Almond cream merangue for me?

[sir.knobby]

Na the cakes are mone all mine and dont take no notice of cruella she is just a bit miffed cause I stole one of her spotty dalmations

Anyway I have something better to munch on than cakes like thing one and thing two

[cruella]

Lies, all lies knobby.
You are a cad and a bounder.
The length that some poeple will go to get pressies.
Better go count my doggies!

[petal54]

if QE2nd can have 2 birthdays,why not nobby,he is next in line isn't he?

[cruella]

petal,
knobby has had about forty birthdays on here already this year.

[sir.knobby]

Now please dont exagerate crue it is only 27 this year so far.

[cruella]

hahahaha
At last, you have told the truth.

[Eve]

I love peas as long as it's not that gross mushy stuff :)

Why not look for a canned stew without peas?

[sir.knobby]

As it appens I dont mind mushy peas its just the orrible other fresh hard ones that I cant stand

[sara3]

mushy peas = kryptonite

[Sachs]

Hi knobby, oven dry them, save them up in a jar & flick them at people you don't like! xxx

[sir.knobby]

Na sachs god gave us bogies to do that with

[Sachs]

Have you got a bogie jar? :0/ In Manchester they are called crows! lol! That makes me laugh!