sending the wife

[stevec000]

just told the wife i need a new bubble for my spirit level
she needs to know the cheapest place to buy
pls take your time to answer this as the longer you take the longer she is out the house ?

[stevec000]

mwhy did you do that? where you in a bad mood ?

[stevec000]

no problem
oh i also need a left handed screwdriver

[sara3]

maybe you should ask her to pick up that book, "men always make me laugh".

that should keep her out for a while :o)

[dot.hawkes]

whilsty she is about it, ask her to get a glass hammar, a long stand and some tartan paint, it might be of help

[terambulan]

I hope she spends �100s on it......that'll teach you!

[MrBen5]

Hmmm, if you want her out the house, why not just tell her there is a sale on in next tomorrow morning. She might leave now and queue up...

[EllyD]

I have seen them in DIY stores next to the tins of elbow grease and maritime deadlights. Elly

[shazam74]

She may buy a `Sky Hook` and hang you from it.

[stevec000]

I like some of your answers but my husband must think I'm F.;'^%n thick. Maybe he should actually try some DIY instead of sitting on his arse, thinking up a stupid question to be answered........... His loving wife xx

[sara3]

yes, don't post again.. send your wife. she's much funnier than you ;o)

[BRIGHT SPARK]

I hear that the latest must have is the Bosch 24 volt cordless extension lead.

[jakesi]

Send him off to a shop and ask for a "long weight".


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