Spud-tastic Story

[B00]

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?Vica r_hospitalised_with_potato_up_his_bum&in_artic le_id=382493&in_page_id=2

[daffy654]

Haha,I did read about a woman in her 80's who arrived at a london hospital with an orange up her you know what,because the doctors couldn't grip it to remove it she had to go to theatre to have it cut up and removed piece by piece.When the doctor asked her how it got there and why she told him to not be so naive and she was obviously trying to get a sexual thrill. ☺

[legendis.god]

spooky boo i was just posting that i think

[logic]

that'll teach him to chew his food properly.

[Bbbananas]

Double post.
I'll answer this one coz it was first.

Fell onto it, my ar5e. Funny story though.

I know a landlady of a local pub who had to go to A&E because she had a snooker ball stuck inside her whatsit. The story got out & the embarrassment of it made her give up her tenancy of the pub and move out of the county.

Well, you would, wouldn't you?

[PatriciaH]

Ugghh salla ......

[Bbbananas]

It's true - honestly.
I can't tell you her name, cos the likelihood is she may be an ABer.

Can I just say - It was NOT me!!!

[bigmamma]

Whilst working in A&E years back as a student nurse , I was stood at reception and a rather pale looking man walked in and asked to see a dr. . I asked him how I could help , what was wrong with him . He said he didn't feel well . I asked if he was alone and he told me his wife was parking the car , but that she was in a bad mood. I went round the desk to see him to a cubicle to lie down when I spotted a huge bread knife stuck out of his back , between his shoulder blades .!

[B00]

Good God BM!!!

[logic]

well, I for one don't believe it, I can't think of any part of a womans annatomy that would hold a snooker ball, a football maybe, but not a snooker ball.

[Doc.Spock.1]

Reminds me of the gag when Lord Boothby went to hospital with sore bum.

On examination they found a dozen red roses.

Lord Boothby said " is that all, no card."

[funnygirl]

I have heard that story too, about the snooker ball and apparently this woman could shoot them out!!!!!!!

And no it wasn't me!!!!

[Doc.Spock.1]

Went with a dodgy bird once, on leaving I threw a �1 coin on the bed.

"That won't cover it" she said.

I replied " No and neither will a dustbin ,lid"

[Doc.Spock.1]

I do actually know a woman who went to A and E with a cucumber wedged.

My mate was a nurse there.

[funnygirl]

Lol @ Doc!!!