Should we vote for John McCain?

[H0merSimpson]

That John McCain is a real hero. He fought against terrorists. He saved all those people on Christmas Eve in the Nakatomi Towers. How can the American people not vote for a man that good? Oh the weather outside is frightful. And the fire is so delightful. And since we've no place to go. Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.

[cazzz1975]

how can I vote without a voting card?

[mrs.chappie]

Nah ........ his chips are rubbish.

[banned-dot]

Not forgetting finding out who the 42nd president was, (Chester A Atthur btw!)

[H0merSimpson]

Cazz1975? Is that your waist and bra size? Doh!

[sir.knobby]

Na my vote is for homer and marge

[cazzz1975]

yes it is homer, its also the diameter of my wrinkles

[sir.knobby]

Oi I do the doh'ssss around here

[banned-dot]

Hooommmmmeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr where u been?

[H0merSimpson]

Dotty? Is that you? Oh! Oh! Oh!

I'd better stop there!

Dotty I've searched the media for your magical presence, all to no avail! Where have you been?

[trt]

He's a hero no doubt about that, but to old to be the President.