private investigator

[janetwalsh13]

Man hires Chinese Private Investigator Chen Lee, to watch his wife. A few days later he gets this report:
Sir, I watch house. You leave house. He came to house. He and she leaves house. I follow. he and she go hotel. I climb tree and look in window. he kiss she. She kiss he. He strip. She strip. He play with she. SHe plays with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Chen Lee. Weely Sollee.

[Seafarer1966]

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