Hmm, now shall I...

[hippyhoppy]

open that second bottle of wine..? or have an early night... hold on Alan Carr's just come on the TV!! I think I know the answer...

[mrs.chappie]

Don't do it wiffey ......... nothing's that bad ........

[haysi06]

hippyhoppy well if theres a leak have a third! LOL

Gormless, can I just say that I award you a great big gold star for one of the funniest things that I have read in a long time. ***

[clawrence251]

Can I ask a serious question before I get another large vodka. What's with the stars. Do you win an award of some kind for getting stars. Is it a mucky weekend in Brighton or something similiar? Or a ticket to the Jeremy Kyle Show?

[hippyhoppy]

You get a lovely warm feeling - oh -sorry - that's cos you've not made it to the loo in time!!

[clawrence251]

I've done that a few times! Don't get stars for it though. Just a mop and bucket.

[unrulyjulie]

hippyhoppy, you are such a lush ;-)