Two Brooms......

[smudge]

Two brooms were hanging side by side in the cupboard.

After a while, they got to know each other so well that they decided to get married.

One broom was, of course, the bride-broom, the other the groom-broom.

The bride-broom looked very beautiful in her white dress. The groom-broom looked handsome and suave in his tuxedo.

At the weddng reception, the bride-broom leaned over and said to the groom-broom, "I have something to confess - I'm pregnant and going to have a little baby broom".

"That's impossible, how can it be?" said the groom- broom! "We haven't even swept together."!!!!

(If you ask me, she must have been sweeping around for sometime)!

[weeal]

tee hee

[smartowl]

Reminds me of the time our television aerial and our next-door neighbours' aerial decided to get married.
We were invited to the wedding.
The service was rubbish but the reception was fantastic!

[smudge]

Hee, hee! I love nice clean jokes - well on here! ;o}