Whilst the missus was going thru a CV of a prospective employee she found this in the personal statement. "I expect to get good grades in maths & English, but I'm hoping for an extinction in drama :-)
lol...reminds me....my son had a bad case of wind the other day....and yesterday my 6 yr old daughter told me 'he stunk like a skunk and when he farted he nearly extincted me'... ..
I get given alot of CVs to look at and about half way down i can usually decide whether to carry on reading, when they reach the question, Country of Birth, most answer, Wigan, Billinge or Lancashire. : (