miss heard lyrics!

[doomey]

Hahahahahaha, yes, I totaly miss heard Tony Christie when he sung "walk like a panda tonight" (walk like a panther), and KD Lang when she sang "cant stand gravy" (constant craving) totaly missheard Elton John when he sang "I want blood on mountains" (I want love on my own terms)

So which songs have you missheard..
(even if its intentional like my Elton John one)

 

Doomey

[cruthinboy]

Barry White's You're the First, My Last, My Everything - "You're like a performing zoo on a brand new day".

[sweggie.]

Squeeze Up the Junction - 'the devil came and took me from bar to street to bookie' . For years i thought there was a place called 'Barter Street' in Clapham where down and outs ended up.!

ps - song at end of Only Fools... does he sing 'Viva bookie Street'? can't work it out

[cruthinboy]

It sounds like "Hooky Street" which I presumed meant a place  where dodgy wheeling and dealing went on.

[swissmiss21]

Only Fools and Horses Lyrics...

Stick a pony in me pocket,
I'll fetch the suitcase from the van.
Cos if you want the best 'uns,
But you don't ask questions,
Then brother, I'm your man.
Cos where it all comes from is a mystery,
It's like the changin' of the seasons,
And the tides of the sea.
But here's the one that's drivin' me beserk,
Why do only fools and horses work?
La-la-la-la-lah
La-lala-la
La-la-la-la-lah
La-lala-la

We've got some half price cracked ice and miles and miles of carpet tiles,
T.V.s, deep freeze and David Bowie L.P.s,
Ball games, gold chains, whassa-names, and at a push,
Some Trevor Francis track suits from a mush in Shepherds Bush,
Bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush ...
No income tax, no V.A.T.,
No money back, no guarantee,
Black or white, rich or poor,
We'll cut prices at a stroke......
God bless Hooky Street,
Viva Hooky Street,
Long live Hooky Street,
C'est magnifique, Hooky Street,
Magnifique, Hooky Street,
Hooky Street (to fade)