Bloody pigeons!!!!

[mancmo]

While I was out at lunch today, some minging pigeon pooed all over me!!
Couldnt believe it!! All down the side of my face and all over my coat!!! I thort someone threw something at me! still in shock, had to run into Ethel Austin to check myself in the mirror! mortified!!! need to go home and have a wash!

just wanted to get that off my chest!

[4getmenot]

If it was white that wasnt poo it was wee :-) And its good luck anyway, go buy a lotto ticket

[4getmenot]

But you're right I would be mortified if I had to run into ethel austin too

[sara3]

ewwwwwwwwwwww.... on both counts!

[mancmo]

belive me, it was ****!!! it was brown, oh, feel sick thinking about it!!

[4getmenot]

oh yer that was poo then

[4getmenot]

they do both doc

[natalie_1982]

mancmo, if it makes you feel better... a few months ago I was coming to the end of my maternity leave and getting desperate about the thought of returning to work so began doing the lottery. I walked down to the shop one day and when I got home noticed this big patch on my shoulder out of the corner of my eye; having a four month old I thought it was sick up and grumbled that nobody had mentioend to me and I had been all the way to the shop and back. I don't know why but because I assumed it was milk I stuck my finger in it and sniffed it (I don't know why I would do that even thinking it as baby sick so don't ask) but it turned out to be poo, and I had it smeared all over my finger and I smelled it.

Yuk.

Oh, and I won sod all on the lottery that week aswell

[funnygirl]

Well I'm off out to see if I can get a pigeon to cr@p on me!!!!

[mancmo]

Oh my god natalie_1982, thats hilarious!!! but now I feel like throwing up, ewwwww, i cant believe you did that!!!!!

(still going to get a lotto ticket tho) !!!

[what..the?]

The last time I got crapped on was in Looe in Cornwall I had just lost loads of money in the arcade and with not a pot it **** in I left to head back to the car my head bowed over in disgust at myself for losing all my money when I huge seagull crapped all over me.

Last week to seagulls started fighting outsied my office window on the 3rd floor and then dropped a pile of raw meat outside my window to rot, I see it has gone now so one of them must have fetched it or to washed down the drain pipe to outside someone elses window ha haa.

[4getmenot]

I only won a tenner when I got weed on

[natalie_1982]

I went to Looe in January, and after eating more than my own body weight in cakes and pasties, I wasted my remaining monies in the arcade too!

[natalie_1982]

And by the way - I love Ethel Austin! Ours closed down a few months ago and I miss it!

[redcrx]

For decades two heroic statues, one male and one female, faced each other in a city park, until one day an angel came down from heaven and approached the statues.

"You've been such exemplary statues," the angel announced to them, "That I'm going to give you a special gift. I'm going to bring you both to life for thirty minutes, in which you can do anything you want." And with a clap of his hands, the angel brought the statues to life.

The two approached each other a bit shyly, but soon dashed for the bushes, from which shortly could be heard a good deal of giggling, laughter, and shaking of branches.
Fifteen minutes later, the two statues emerged from the bushes, wide grins on their faces. "You still have fifteen more minutes," said the angel, winking at them.
Grinning widely the female statue turned to the male statue and said "go on lets do it again"






"Great!" said the male statue "Only this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll cr@p on its head!"

[whiskeysheri]

Aww, bless ya, mancmo!

I was waiting for the bus to go to college and collect my exam results a few years back when a ma-hoo-sive pigeon crapped down the side of my head! In my hair and all over my shoulder. Mortified doesn't cover it, but then I had to go and get my results like it...

When I was in Battery Park in New York, I was mugged by a seagull. It swooped down and took the whole hotdog and bun from my actual mouth! I think my screams could probably be heard from the UK. :)