If I didn't have a bananaish name, I would call myself Fanny Payne.
I did actually know a lady called this for real - I always thought it brilliant. But also, it would be a most apt name - because by simply having one (a f@nny) my life has been mostly a pain because of the damn thing....
I'm having a deja vu moment - wasn't there a similar thread to this about a fortnight ago? You said exactly the same Jayne. And I think I stuck to Fanny... if you'll pardon the expression.