Free waxing voucher - who gets it?

[mrs_overall]

Knobby & joggerjayne are fighting over this voucher for a free wax at the beauticians.
Who gets your vote?
What do they want waxing?

[joggerjayne]

Do the candidates get to vote for ourselves ?

[funnygirl]

Jayne, cause as a lady she's way too hairy!!!!!!!!!!

[funnygirl]

Joke Jayne!!!

[mrs_overall]

I think knobby should have a B, S & C wax......and it should be filmed for Youtube.

[joggerjayne]

I'd forego it for that, Mrs O.

[mrs_overall]

whispers discretely to jj......there are other ways to get rid of your handlebar moustache

[kitesurfer]

my brother went into a beauty salon in Norwich and asked him how much to get his backside waxed. They looked at him in disgust and told him NO WAY.

So what is the problem with this?

[joggerjayne]

Aww, kitesurfer, that was grumpy of them.

Quite a few men have their butt cracks waxed.

Can't imagine why !

[joggerjayne]

Aww, knobby ... that will spoil the thread.

I might not need it. I keep toying with the idea of getting lasered.

[mrs_overall]

So your eyeballs are now hair free knobby?

[joggerjayne]

I was thinking more of my psssy, quite frankly.

[logic]

you don't want any hairs in the crevice when you're cracking wallnuts in it.

[mrs_overall]

that's a cruel thing to contemplate doing to a cat, jj.

Don't let on to the good folks in Animals & Nature.

[joggerjayne]

Aah, you remember the notorious video then, logic ?

I'm pleased to say I'm not hairy round the back.

Unlike, it seems ... Anna Richardson ...

http://uk.truveo.com/Bikini-Wax/id/3331763721

This is a Channel 4 video, before anybody whinges.

I like the bit where she says she's "taking one for the team". Good girl !!