Talking of bodily functions.....

[mrs_overall]

Following on from the button mushroom in the "Farts" Q, let me share this one with you.
A bloke I went to school with got married in the 1980's. On the morning of the wedding the groom & best man went waterskiing, just wearing trunks. The groom didn't realise he'd given himself a seawater enema until he was at the altar when it all came out!
How gross was that?

[redcrx]

pmsl

[mccfluff]

oh that's not nice

[sn�gged]

'to have and to hold from this day forward'...

er, no thanks, jelly botty...

[Bbbananas]

That would wake the congregation up. Probably wouldn't endear him to his mother-in-law though!!

[funnygirl]

Urgh!!

Poor man!!

[~max~]

How on earth can he not have noticed???? I'm pretty sure he'd have felt something going in!!

[sn�gged]

Maybe he thought it was the stirrings of love...

[mrs_overall]

We're not talking about half the North Sea....and he had a dark suit on!

I can remember the bride looked somewhat tense on all the photos, and both sets of parents were scowling.

[Bbbananas]

"half the north sea..."

I love Chatterbank, I don't get any work done since I've found this site, but boy have I laughed.

[dustypuss]

did he have crabs as well

[mrs_overall]

Cod only knows dustypuss!

[dustypuss]

Is this him by any chance

http://www.jokesunlimited.com/jokepics/1139.jp g

[dustypuss]

poor sole

[sn�gged]

Load of Pollacks if you ask me...

[mrs_overall]

Lol no!

It's not him.

He was waterskiing in a different plaice

[mrs_overall]

Is that reel-y true knobby?

[dustypuss]

I hope he didnt flounder on the wedding night

[Aprilis]

Will they be living with her parents until they find a plaice?