Strongbow

[merciasounds]

So the little girl is in the garden with her daddy, she's picking flowers.
"Careful of those darling, they're roses and they have thorns that could hurt you" her father warns.
Well she picks two successfully, then on picking the third one, the inevitable happens and she gets a thorn in her finger....
"Daddy, daddy - quick, get me a glass of Strongbow!"
Her father looks puzzled and says
"What? - why do want a glass of Strongbow for - I'll get you a plaster"
"No, no daddy, I want a glass of Strongbow, just like Mandy says"
Her father stood and scratched his head and said, what do you mean, like your sister says?"
So the little girl replied,
"Well Mandy says, whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can't wait to get it in cider....."

[FatherKen]

Yeess, ver y good