Im going to be a red indian tommorrow : /

[PatriciaH]

At a kids party for about 30 little darlings ... got my outfit and war paint - how should i entertain them ?

[Bbbananas]

Tie the little runts to a tree and scalp them.

[Bbbananas]

didn't mean that, I'm sure they are wonderful children.

[4getmenot]

do you have a wig wam?

[PatriciaH]

got a grotto for santa which i sit in with santa ( no smut on that one please ) lol - no room for a wigwam

[PatriciaH]

i have to sit with santa cos of all this child protection stuff

[Bbbananas]

What is the world coming to when even Santa Claus can't be trusted with little children.

[PatriciaH]

our santa is a nice fella and all the parents know him as well , sign of the times i spose

[Bbbananas]

Unfortunately yes!
he must feel awful too, having to be 'chaperoned' - but no-one dare take any chances these days?

Have you got them bow & arrows - or maybe that's a very silly idea?!

[PatriciaH]

no bows and arrows sal , probs blind each other or worse still - me !

[Bbbananas]

or Santa?
Imagine the headlines - "Outrage - 29 little squaws and 1 chief kill Santa! Patrica H held to account"