ok peeps challenge for the afternoon. we have a someone using the gents but missing the urinal. App this happens on a regulars basis and its not a case of a sprinkle but more of a yellow lake. my boss is a tad unhappy and wants me to put up a sign in the gents requesting that the culprit desist peeing on the floor.
Any suggestions as comical as poss please.
my suggest of
'Stop p**&ing on the floor you dirty barsteward' is too aggressive apparently.
Those spider stickers sound like those things you buy to toilet train little boys by aiming at the ball in the loo. It's nice to see that men really develop between the ages of 3 and adulthood.