Jokes0 min ago
credit crunch ( married version )
husband and wife shopping in tesco's when man picks up a crate of stella & sticks it in the trolley.
'' what do you think your doing ? , asks wife
'' there on offer, �10 for 24 cans'' , he says
'' put them back, we can't afford it'' , says wife, & they carry on shopping. a few aisles later, wife picks up a �20 jar of face cream & puts it in the trolley.
''what do you think your doing ? , asks husband.
'' it's my face cream it makes me look beautiful'' , she says. husband replies, '' so does 24 cans of stella & it's half the f@cking price ! '' .
'' what do you think your doing ? , asks wife
'' there on offer, �10 for 24 cans'' , he says
'' put them back, we can't afford it'' , says wife, & they carry on shopping. a few aisles later, wife picks up a �20 jar of face cream & puts it in the trolley.
''what do you think your doing ? , asks husband.
'' it's my face cream it makes me look beautiful'' , she says. husband replies, '' so does 24 cans of stella & it's half the f@cking price ! '' .
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