Postcard from Big Dave

[BigDave44]

I've escaped!

While everyone was asleep last night, I crawled under the barbed wire and found my way back home to Cross Word Land !!!!

[Totterdown]

What I want to know Big Dave is, did you wet yourself reading that post?

[BigDave44]

With laughter, Yes. I know it's anonymous on here, but surely there are limits as to what you reveal about yourself.

[Harry-Wragg]

Dave - careful laddie - you're beginning to sound like one of the chatterbankers - next thing is you'll be asking questions like 'wot colour is your neighbour's cat' - or something less profound - and then have to cope with the myriad inane answers!!

[Bbbananas]

Come on Harry - we aren't that bad! If so, you wouldn't be on here yourself, would you?

What are you both having for tea tonight? ;-)

[Stone-Monkey]

What are your inside leg measurements? ;-D

[BigDave44]

There you are - I brought my friend Harry over here with me. He's ok for a Scot - they're not all like Andy Murray.

[Bbbananas]

Is it just your chest that's XXL ?!

[Bathsheba]

Hi Dave, hunny bunny ;-) xxxxxxxx

[Stone-Monkey]

What about me?

Hi Bathsheba!! xxxxx

[BigDave44]

I told you last night - you need to ask that Blonde that I left behind on another thread why they call me Big Dave.

[Bathsheba]

Gerroff him Stone!! i saw him first!!! It's bad enough trying to keep that Dot away from my man!! :-) xxxx

[Harry-Wragg]

sallabananas - not for a minute do I believe that there's a bad one amongst you

vibrasphere - you seem helluva interested in your neighbour's gerbil

Dave - see what I mean

[annie0000]

Dave is that why the blond has bladder problems?