Embarrasing things you've said

[chrisrob]

Feeling my mouth wasn't fresh, I popped into a large chemist but, not finding what I was looking for, approached a sales assistant and started to ask, "Can you show me where you keep your G-spot?". Fortunately, half way through I remembered it's called "Gold Spot" and changed it in time!

[Lakitu]

LMFAO!!

Are you telling porkies??

[bigmamma]

Hee hee !

[Bbbananas]

That's brilliant!

I did once ring up the hairdresser and ask for a "cut and blow job".

[MarzipanQ]

I once admired a skirt being worn by a overly plump friend. "Ohhh yes - it was a bargain" she said naming the price. My reply? "Ohhhhhhhh, THAT was good value considering the amount of material in it" It was a pleated skirt I hasten to add. We both looked at each other & to her credit she started to giggle n we were both helpless with laughter.

[bigmamma]

In a shop a while back I was getting the receipt after a purchase and being served by a male assistant .......erm ...no ..lol...let me rephrase that . It was a male assistant . The receipt was very long and I said " Wow , that's a big one " It was only because the assistant said " Thank you " that I realised .
I've also gone to the lottery ticket kiosk and asked for a ....
" Lucky dick "
( di@k may be starred out by auto )

[bigmamma]

Ooooo , surprise !

[Lakitu]

^ LOL

At least she wasn't over sensitive :o)

[Panic Button]

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[MarzipanQ]

On a ruder note - I was at the butchers, dithering what to buy for tea. "How about mince " he said. To which I replied Oh God no thanks - I like summat hard in my mouth" Many months after he told me he'd never ever seen anyone literally redden from their toes upwards lol

[Lakitu]

lol!!!