Who wants a LEG at christmas?

[legend.isgod]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KM8FuztOggE&feat ure=channel






Well?

[Mr Veritas]

At my advanced state of life,you have to grab the breast etc when you can get it!

[Ice.Maiden]

Oh no - not Imhotep!!!

You naughty man, you! Three whacks for that!

[legend.isgod]

hi pinky

just saw u theree lol

[imhotep]

Calm down Ice!
Surely you didn't think of what you thought I was really thinking of.

I meant real cream,you know,dairy cream from the fridge.
Honest!!

[pastafreak]

tsk,tsk....

[pinktwink]

lol @ imo

[Ice.Maiden]

Of course not Imhotep - I was thinking - I bet he's thinking i'll be thinking of something other than how very fattening all that cream'd be!

Mr V - there's no stopping you!!

[legend.isgod]

helllooooooo pinky

ya wee leperr eee porn

[imhotep]

Will you take back what you said earlier on Ice.

My botty is quite sore after those three whacks you gave me!!
Oooof,ouch I can't seem to sit down very well.
I surrender Ice.
♪♫The female of the species is more deadlier than the male♪♫

[Ice.Maiden]

Don't worry Imhotep - with all that extra poundage on your backside, you never felt a thing! : )

[imhotep]

To be honest with you, I don't have a poundage sized backside.
I have had a few sexy remarks from girls who have looked at my rear end.Ahem!!
feeling a bit blushed in the face

[Mr Veritas]

I remember when I HAD a botty!"
Now where did I put it?

[Ice.Maiden]

Awww...is it under the bed Mr V? Oh - sorry - I thought you said "potty". Lol. x

Ah - you might now NOW, Imhotep - but after loads of cream and other delicacies......

[Mr Veritas]

That is the trouble Ice M,
The potty and my botty are pretty well inseperable now!

[imhotep]

Don't worry too much Ice.
I always watch how much I eat.
You should see how much food one of my young nephews wolfs down.Whenever I go with him to the cinema,he always buys himself a big carton of popcorn,and he wolfs down every single popcorn.
Gaaagh,I can't stand the stuff myself.He's putting on a bit of weight too.I could never eat as much as he does.

[terambulan]

imhotep.....I got a nephew like that, greedy tike! Learned not to go to cinema with him as he farts throughout...yuk!

[snow.maiden]

Night night Imhotep - think i over-posted...... xx