Jokes for Christmas crackers.

carrust | 08:57 Tue 23rd Dec 2008 | ChatterBank

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Daughter has volunteered to make Christmas crackers for a Xmas party. I need 20 good, clean jokes to put in them.

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JonnyBoy12

What's covered in feathers, lays eggs, and is very funny?

A comedihen!

Why was the lion so popular in the zoo?

Because he was the mane feature!

What's musical and covers presents at Christmas?

Rapping paper!

annie0000

Why did the banana go to the doctors?

Because he wasn't peeling well.

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