Urgent Notice!!!

[carrust]

The eating of red cabbage, sprouts, leeks, Jerusalem artichokes cashew nuts & horse radish sauce on Christmas day, has now become notifiable under the 1978 explosives act!!!

[logic]

odds on ?

[logic]

You really are thick, arent you,? and eres me thinking it's all an act. :-)

[Prudentia]

trouble is, the popemobile is only designed for one and poor JJ would have to sit on his knee, as a lapsed catholic I must call for his immmediate excomunication, powder your nose because knobby, looks like you're on next for the funny hat, give you my 10,0000 votes, sshh, it isnt fixed honest, geoffrey archer is in charge, sorry geoff love you dearly., Sally, oh good grief, I meant to say Prudentia

[Prudentia]

good on you knobby, psssst, can I be next?
WHICH IMPOSTER SAID THAT, I'LL SUE YOU FOR NEGLEGEE, oh the little white one if you please, its short, very short and I am quite tall, when I reach up, !!!!?????!!!!